ok folks last few funny yes or no?
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Question by the funny ducky: ok folks last few funny yes or no?
Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it – we’re closed.
Q: What’s the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out.
Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face, and moaning, “Lie to me!”
Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky’s cheeks so puffy?
A: She’s withholding evidence.
Q: What’s the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy
Q: Why don’t blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived. The judge, with Solomon-like wisdom decreed, “I’ll hear the oldest first.” The case was closed for lack of evidence.
Q. Why don’t women have any brains?
A. Because they don’t have penises to keep them in
What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
Husband: Want a quickie? Wife: As opposed to what?
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business.
Why do jocks play on artificial turf? To keep them from grazing.
If men got pregnant…. abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive through windows.
What’s the difference between a porcupine and a Corvette? The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
Best answer:
Answer by catLover
Funny!HA
…for the second time to read it is Very Good..
HA..
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that will have me laughing all day!!
starred!!
v gd
Star awarded, thanks.
Yes, very funny indeed.
Keep ‘em coming, & have a star
thesea re very funny. except the alst one corvettes are amazing
some very funny jokes here.
hahahahahahaahahaaaahhahaahahahahah! luved it!
lol
These are GREAT!!! Very funny
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“lie to me”… hehe
hahaha funny…loves them…LOL
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good ones Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
ROTFLMHineyO!!!!!
OH my side HURTS!!!
Hi Chris,
Hahahahahahahaha..That woke me up it’s after 1:00am here
Thanks for the laugh. Here’s a Star My Friend.
A Friend,
poppy1